Roosevelt—“Bill, I don’t think I will need any help eating this melon.”
Subject(s): Income, Presidents--Term of office, Roosevelt, Theodore, 1858-1919, Taft, Anna Sinton, -1931, Taft, Charles P. (Charles Phelps), 1897-1983, Taft, William H. (William Howard), 1857-1930, Uncle Sam (Symbolic character), Watermelons
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President Roosevelt carves up the “presidential nomination” watermelon with his “self esteem” knife, discharging two slices to the side—”first term” and “second term.” He starts to carve up “third term 1908” as he says to William H. Taft who is standing somewhat hidden in brush, “Hello, Bill!” Behind Taft is his half-brother Charles P. Taft holding his “wife’s money.” William H. Taft says to Charles P. Taft, “Good heavens! Charlie, I thought Teddy didn’t care for that anymore.” Meanwhile, Uncle Sam watches on the other side, “I thought I understand that gap to say he was tired of that fruit.” Caption: Roosevelt—“Bill, I don’t think I will need any help eating this melon.”
Comments and Context
Cartoonist J. F. Collins, straying from his minor comic strip for the World Color Printing Company, drew political cartoons for a short-lived journal, The Meddler. His drawings were of almost painful exactitude and invariably anti-Roosevelt. They were so partisan that the publishing effort possibly chose its name as an in-your-face brand, like Puck imitators including Judge, The Wasp, The Bee, and The Verdict. Or its title might have been inspired by a current nickname for Theodore Roosevelt, the “Meddler,” for his reformist and iconoclastic activities as president.
In fact, James Creelman wrote a long profile of the president, “Theodore Roosevelt — The Meddler,” in 1907, in the popular Muckraking monthly Pearson’s.
The vehemence of The Meddler‘s editorial point of view and the prejudice of Collin’s cartoons, were blinders regarding facts of the political situation. Nothing but willful speculation and imputation of malign motives could have supported Collins’ depiction of Roosevelt betraying William H. Taft, and his own public statements, about the desire to avoid succeeding himself as president in the imminent election.
Taft is depicted as crestfallen — which is ironic, because he really had little appetite for the office — and, presciently, Collins drew his half-brother Charles P. Taft, wealthy newspaper publisher who bankrolled and managed many of Will’s political efforts. Uncle Sam is depicted as being surprised, even if readers of The Meddler were not.
Collection
Library of Congress Manuscript Division
Creation Date
1907-06-22
Creator(s)
Language
English
Period
U.S. President – 2nd Term (March 1905-February 1909)
Page Count
1
Production Method
Record Type
Image
Resource Type
Rights
These images are presented through a cooperative effort between the Library of Congress and Dickinson State University. No known restrictions on publication.
Citation
Cite this Record
Chicago:
Roosevelt—“Bill, I don’t think I will need any help eating this melon.”. [June 22, 1907]. Library of Congress Manuscript Division.
https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/digital-library/o301559. Theodore Roosevelt Digital Library. Dickinson State University.
MLA:
Collins, J. F.. Roosevelt—“Bill, I don’t think I will need any help eating this melon.”. [22 Jun. 1907]. Image.
Library of Congress Manuscript Division. Theodore Roosevelt Digital Library. Dickinson State University. March 12, 2026. https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/digital-library/o301559.
APA:
Collins, J. F.., [1907, June 22]. Roosevelt—“Bill, I don’t think I will need any help eating this melon.”.
Library of Congress Manuscript Division. Theodore Roosevelt Digital Library. Dickinson State University.
Retrieved from https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/digital-library/o301559.
Cite this Collection
Chicago:
Library of Congress Manuscript Division. https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/collection/library-of-congress-manuscript-division. Theodore Roosevelt Digital Library. Dickinson State University.
MLA:
Library of Congress Manuscript Division. Theodore Roosevelt Digital Library. Dickinson State University. March 12, 2026. https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/collection/library-of-congress-manuscript-division.
APA:
Library of Congress Manuscript Division. Theodore Roosevelt Digital Library. Dickinson State University. Retrieved from https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/collection/library-of-congress-manuscript-division.